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愚人節(jié)惡搞祝福短信中英互譯

時(shí)間:2021-07-07 18:19:25 祝福語 我要投稿

愚人節(jié)惡搞祝福短信中英互譯

  preacher: why? what did he do to you?

愚人節(jié)惡搞祝福短信中英互譯

  神父:為什麼?他對你做了什麼嗎?

  girl: he touched my breast.

  女孩:他……他摸我的胸部

  preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)

  神父:你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)

  girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.

  女孩:(因?yàn)樯窀傅呐e動(dòng)而有一些害羞)嗯……是的

  preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.

  神父:只是這樣子的話你沒有理由罵他啊

  girl: but he also took off my cloth.

  女孩:但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉……

  preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)

  神父:你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父動(dòng)手脫掉女孩的衣服)

  girl: yes, that“s what he did.

  女孩:是的,是這樣子沒錯(cuò)

  preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.

  神父:可是這樣子你還是沒有理由罵他啊

  girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

  女孩:然後……他把他的……那個(gè)……放到我的……那個(gè)……里面……

  preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)

  神父:(奸笑貌)你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父和女孩就那個(gè)那個(gè)了)

  girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did...

  女孩:(數(shù)分鐘後)喔……是的……就是這樣子………

  preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a...

  神父:我親愛的.孩子,就算是這樣你還是沒有理由罵他「你這個(gè)………」

  如果你長得難看,請打110;如果你身材不好,請打120;如果你脾氣不好,請打119;如果你覺得自己漂亮,請打我手機(jī),詳談……

  Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !

  因?yàn)槟,我相信命運(yùn)的安排,也許這一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牽引著我倆,F(xiàn)在的我想說的是——我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!

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